Roy estrada (vocals, bass)
Thank you! wait a minute!
In today's rapidly changing world
Rock groups appear every fifteen minutes,
Utilising some new promotional device.
Some of these devices have been known
To leave irreparable scars
On the minds of foolish young consumers.
One such case is seated before you:
Little skinny terry 'ted' bozzio,
That cute little drummer!
Terry recently fell in love
With a publicity-photo of a boy named punky meadows...
Lead guitar player from a group called angel.
Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo
In a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence
Of his insolent pouting rictus,
The sight of which drove the helpless young drummer mad with desire!
I can't stand the way he pouts
'cause he might not be pouting for me!
Punky meadows, pouting for you?
You mean he's not...he's not pouting...
His hair's so shiny and it's done real nice
'til I squirm with ecstasy
Punky, punky, give me your lips to die on!
Oh punky, isn't it romantic?
Punky, punky, give me your lips
To die on...i promise not to come in your mouth
Punky, punky, your album's the shits!
Steven tyler would pay to see!
Punky's lips, punky's lips
I love his teeth and his gums and such!
(what is it? you come home!)
The boys of my thoughts in my lonely teenage room!
That keeps the girls away
I wonder what punky is rehearsing today
I'll just go over, and hear him play
His hair is so pretty...i'd like to bite his neck
I've heard a rumor he's more fluid than jeff beck
(he's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)
(that's all that is, I swear!)
Punky's lips, punky's lips!
Oh! I love his hair while eatin' dunk-why chips
Yeah! I love his blink and his blank-blank-blank
Why, maybe he'd like to yank my crank?
(he's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)
(he's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)
I'm fo-o-o-ond of chiffo-on
I-I, I said I'm fo-o-ond of chiffo-on
Thanks for comin' to the show!