I'm a chipper cheerful free for all
I'm the color me happy girl
And when they're out for blood
The man behind the counter looks like he's got
A half a dozen places he'd rather be
And furthermore it looks like he's prepared
Buddy, I don't really care what your problem is
Come on kids, let's all hold hands
And pretend we're having a good time
Maybe you don't like your job
Maybe you didn't get enough sleep
Well, nobody likes their job
The worst day of your life
But, you know, there's no escape
So just suck up and be nice
All the privilaged white kids on tv
Banishing their cold cuts
With their ghostly makeup
And all the little fishes are flapping wildly
While all the top critics find great meaning
The little emperor he has no clothes
So he can't come out to play
And besides which life is suffering
And the little guy is not so friendly
But you know life has been cruel
So wipe that smile off your face, baby
Maybe you don't like your job
Maybe you didn't get enough sleep
Well, nobody likes their job
And nobody got enough sleep
The worst day of your life
But, you know, there's no escape
So just suck up and be nice
Yeah, I would like to perfect the art
Of being studiously aloof
Like life is just a boring chore
I could join forces with an army
But then I guess I'd be out of a job
So I guess that's out of the picture
I'm a chipper cheerful free for all
I'm the color me happy girl
And when they're out for blood