We all heard the starters gun
But at Max's Kansas City we won
We all shot the shit at the bar
With Johnny O'Toole and his scar
And then old Clive Davis said
I'm surely gonna make us a star
I'm gonna make you a star
That we is goin' to trial
The boys kept kickin' ass
But some bitch in the choir
Threw water on the fires of Hell
She loved to show and tell
You could see in our eyes
That we are still on trial
Look it here, friend of mine
You scratch like you need calamine
Flamingo boots, sole's a creakin'
Still in love and Puerto Rican too
Ridin' on the wheels of hell
Smokin' up our axle grease
Oh the backstage is rockin'
And we're coppin' from the local police
That's right, the local police
You could see in our eyes
That we are still on trial
Rock and roll junkie whore
Got my foot inside the door
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock
Come again some other day
Candy store and rock and roll
Play the singles, it ain't me
Could ever make a mountain fly
If Japanese can boil teas
Then where the fuck's my royalties?