'Cause I'm ready, so ready
Lip smackin' paddy wackin'
'Cause I'm ready, so ready, yeah
I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes
'Cause in the pink she look so fine
She got the cracker jack now all I wants the prize, honey heh heh heh
I know these hookers down on forty-second street, but
Ill-gotten booty's not my style
I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet, honey heh heh yeah
She got a new kinda jelly
I'm a thirty eight special
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey
'Cause I'm ready, so ready ooh
I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in line
One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash, yeah
My brand new baby's lookin F-I-N-E, fine
The sun is shinin' every day
Ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin all the time, honey
My little sister says I'm
And my old lady knows I'm
I feel like I'm hung up on the line
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so F-I-N-E, fine
Let's put our clothes back on
What's your name again, uh huh
And the Tipper thinks I'm
But I'm ready, so ready, ow
Right between your cheeks
I hear that you're so tight
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah