Sings that song like it's the Pledge of Allegiance

Windows down on Christmas eve

Kissed his head, flew off like a sparrow

She drove off in that dirty Camaro

He drew a heart on that back filthy window

So she could see him as she waved goodbye

Said she'd come back when he was finally sober

She drove off in that dirty Camaro

In that dirty Camaro, in that dirty Camaro

She threw her phone on the banks of that river

Held her broken heart and sang out a prayer

Figured he'd probably be dead by the mornin'

Shook off the ties that binded her there

To her surprise, problems got smaller

Just like she read when she wiped off that mirror

She headed north, the wind, it got colder

She drove off in that dirty Camaro

In that dirty Camaro, in that dirty Camaro, woo

Sister got the address of the motel she stayed at

"Extended stay" blinked above a cold room

Sent her some money to fill up the gas tank

Along with a note that said, "Follow that moon

Things went south as soon as you left here

You can't imagine the state he's in

But run, baby, run, you're just past the border

We're here all praying that you make it in that dirty, dirty Camaro"

In that dirty Camaro

He drew a heart on that back filthy window

So she could see him as she waved goodbye

Said he'd come back when he was finally sober

To her surprise, the problem felt smaller

Just like she thought she'd read in that mirror

And she headed north, the wind it got cold

And she drove off in that dirty Camaro

In that dirty Camaro, in that dirty Camaro

Dirty Camaro